Capri: The court of Leonora now stands in judgement of Statminarious.

Leonora: Need everything be so formal? Also, need we meet again so soon? I feel as though I have just awoken from sleep after our last meeting.

Vigo: Sadly, Lenora, the events that spur this meeting are significantly more grievous and consequential. Statminarious has completely torn apart the land on which the Terrans live.

Leonora: Is this true?

Statminarious: Well… yes.

Leonora: Why, my friend?

Statminarious: I became weary of the nothing. Too long has it been since my StarLance has pierced roiling AshCloud.

Riioos: So you got bored? You killed thousands of them.

Statminarious: I saved thousands of them, too.

Vigo: Idiot, they would not have needed your saving if you had not been showing off.

Leonora: Showing off? What were you doing?

Statminarious: I got tired of tip-toeing around the Terrans. I wanted to show myself, impress and have a little fun. I only really sought to prove to them that they are not alone, and that I could help them. I started showing them games. Walking among them. They are amazing, they have our languages somehow. It is incredible. I jumped and they were impressed. They started hollering and asking me to jump again. I did so. I jumped and jumped and jumped until I reached the outer bubble of Terra. And then I fell. I fell so fast. I am still getting used to the rules of this world and I struck Terra much harder than I thought I would. I never would have wished for the outcome. I stand here in shame, willing to submit myself to whatever punishment, StarLord. I knew not how the plates of their earth were connected and split their land. It spread apart in the water. Many were lost.

Vigo: Many were lost? Families were torn apart, barriers were created, discord birthed, unity destroyed. You set them back thousands of their years.

Statminarious: Yes… yes…

Leonora: My goodness this is egregious. Despite your love for them, I must send you far away from them, Statminarious. You will be bound to the planet Jupiter. You may give them what you can from there, but you may not go back to Terra for any reason.

Riioos: Is that it? During the war, you would have given death for such heinous acts against the people we were attempting to aid.

Leonora: We are not at war, Riioos. We are the only ones of our kind here and I am not going to start killing us off. That will be all.

Statminarious: Thank you, StarLord.